Tom Gates #2: Excellent Excuses and Other Good Stuff

No school for two whole weeks — YEAH! I can forget ALL about lessons (and irritating things like Marcus Meldrew) and concentrate on good stuff like:

• Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia (so many).
• Band practice for DOGZOMBIES (with my mate Derek).
• Watching TV and eating caramel wafers.
• Eating caramel wafers and watching TV. Excellent.

Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist and my big weirdo sister Delia seem to be getting in the way of my BRILLIANT plans...